Murderer who carved ‘666’ wrong way on forehead slices his penis with blade

First he botched carving ‘666’ on his forehead and now this convicted murderer has sliced his penis to try to make it look like an ‘Egyptian serpent god’.

Nikko Jenkins said he was ordered to perform the DIY surgery by snake like deity Apophis at the Nebraska State Penitentiary.

We’re not sure if this was the same entity who got him to scrawl ‘666’ the wrong way round on his forehead earlier this year so it actually read ‘999’ (he was using a mirror). 

Whatever the case Jenkins had to get 27 painful stitches to fix his penis, which probably didn’t end up looking like the reptile he had hoped it would.

If that wasn’t extreme enough the 29-year-old also apparently took a blade to his tongue, 

‘You really have to question how this keeps happening,’ State Ombudsman Marshall Lux said.

Nobody seems to know exactly what he’s got or how he’s getting it (blades). It’s a mystery to me.’

But some people think it could all be a rouse, with Jenkins hoping to get a death penalty hearing in July postponed on grounds of being incompetent for trial.

This happened last year when he injured himself.